Saturday, October 31, 2009

Halloweenie

I don’t think the picture needs much explanation. He is buck-naked, but painted to look sort of like something related to a guy who knew Spiderman.

It looks like two twisted, horrible mutants who, for reasons not clear to anyone, want me to take that duck. This is why homemade costumes are best. You couldn’t sell this.

A vagina is great costume and not done enough, so I applaud this doofus for giving it a try. And it does have a creepy factor. Not like if a cute girl dresses like a vagina.

Ah, that’s better. She even got her girlfriend to dress up as a sex toy. The Rabbit with Beads. And one more truly terrifying image!

He’s back…back to entertain your children. And probably drug and fuck them! Mwuhahahaha!

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Times are tough.......Let's have a BABY!!!

This is your Captain speaking…………welcome aboard fuckers!

Tonight’s article is sponsored by Hurricane Malt Liquor, 8.1% ABV.

Riddle me this fuckers………

How many of  you work with women who complain about how hard things are financially then the next thing you know, the other women in the office are throwing this bitch a fucking baby shower!

The same woman who was complaining about how much daycare costs, how hard it is on a limited income, talking about how expensive kids are, etc…. and suddenly they decide that having another kid is a great idea!


Of course a few months after shitting out another fetal turd, they go right back to how hard things are financially and how their job doesn’t pay them enough!   Yeah, instead of making the connection between their own actions and their life situation, they blame someone else, in this case their employer!

Typical American woman bullshit, they like to do what they want and blame someone else for their problems.  They can’t make the connection between the fact that because they have zero education and keep shitting out kids…………they can’t figure out why they don’t have any money and they can’t figure out why successful men don’t want a fucking thing to do with these used up retarded cunts.  They have 2 or 3 crumb crunchers by 3 different felons and they can’t figure out why their life is fucked up.  You stupid fucking 3-day old left in the sun bait buckets!

Just another reason to avoid these worthless entitlement whores!  They aren’t worth the price of a free rubber from the fucking free clinic!

You’re now free to drink malt liquor about the cabin fuckers!


Thursday, October 15, 2009

; lift me up and set me free.

Elena’s an admin on this ruse/nsg forum now.

All the cool kids are admins now. I wish I were a cool kid.

Not jealous.

Elena also got to kiss Gusta.

Okay maybe kind of jealous now. (:

Elena showed me this website and it’s got all these pretty pictures of love hearts and polaroids and balloons.

Like this.

See, now why can’t things I make look as pretty as that?

MLIA; My life is awesome.

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Thursday Link Dump

Is This Steven Seagal Show the greatest Reality Show of All Time? (Barstool Sports)
Kim Kardashian Showin’ It in South African FHM (Yeeeah)
Why is SUPER HOT Natalin Anci Doing Ron Artest? (Sports by Brooks)
Oh My!! Blake Lively Nude and Spanked !! (Hollywood Tuna)
The 15 Biggest Internet Jackasses of All Time (Coed)
Lingerie Football Player Drops F-Bomb During Sideline Report (Busted Coverage)
Top 10 Things Chicks Think are Cute, But Aren’t (Gunaxin)
25 Really Sexy Cowgirls (Holy Taco)
Katy Perry’s Tits, What Else Needs to be Said? (UMC)
5 TV Show Casts That Need to Reunite (Asylum)
Hayden Panettiere Kisses a Girl (Drunken Stepfather)
The 9 Hottest Argentine Women (Complex)
Cool. There’s Gonna Be a Threesome on “Gossip Girl” (Daily Fix)
Gina Gershon is Available, and Topless (Superior Gossip)
Denise Milani Wet and Wild (Hey Man Hustle)
25 Celebrities Before and After Plasstic Surgery (Manofest)
And More of Katy Perry’s Tits (Popoholic)
15 People That Need to Be Punched in the Face (The Chive)
A Video of What Happens When a Hot Chick Sniffs Her Own Butt in Public (EJB)

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Kim Kardashian: "My butt is very attractive!"

American star Kim Kardashian is facing some problems … with her ass.
The star reveals her secret. There seems to be a mixture of diet, fitness, but genetic predisposition plays the most important role.
“It’s true I’we lost almost three pounds and I toned my butt, but diet is not everything. I have inherited my curves from my father’s family. There, all women have voluptuous curves” says Kim.

Saturday, October 3, 2009

Talk About Amazing Anal!

Apparently people shove the most bizarre things Up there ass….

Certain ones don’t shock me…

I have seen my Ex’s use some of them….

Butt!!! whats with the Syrup bottle???

Wow….
Butt she is right if you want to shove things up your butt, and Push the Limits! Please get something that is made for it! LOL….

I honestly am all for it! As a matter of fact tell me all about it!

Here are some links to some really amazing things to shove up your butt!

1)Beginner Butt Toys

2)Bizarre Butt Toys

3)Extreme But Toys!!!!

Enjoy!

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Acontece vai...

Sério a ultima vez que ouvi alguém dizer que fez isso ser querer eu ri daqui até o nepal e voltei. Um amigo de um amigo meu disse que estava com a namorada no rala e rola e a empolgação tomou conta quando de repente quando ela arrebitou seu belo traseirinho “ploft” entrou direto e reto no reto da moça e o que se ouviu foi um “Caaaaaralho filho da puta tira tia tira!!” Hahahahahahahahahaha!!

Dica do Marcos Dordetti

Evolution of Satan

I’ve been reading The Origin of Satan by Elaine Pagels. She traces modern day notions of Satan back to their origins. In the chapter I’m reading now, she is looking at OT usages of “satan” and its historical context. According to Pagels, satan wasn’t originally an entity; that is to say, satan wasn’t a “who” but a “what.” A satan was an inanimate object that can be roughly translated as something that blocks the path. Interestingly enough, a “satan” wasn’t always bad.

She quotes another scholar in saying, “If the path is bad, a blockage could be good.” Pagels cites the story of Balaam and his donkey from Numbers 22. As Balaam is traveling, an angel of the Lord, or satan, blocks his path. In this instance, the satan not only causes Balaam to do the right thing, it is actually an angel from the Lord.

Again in Job, Satan is a member of God’s court and one of God’s attendants. In Job, Satan plays the role of an informant or spy, roaming the Earth and keep God abreast of the doings of God’s creation. Pagels suggests that this may have been a literary device used to demonize spies who acted as informants for Babylon, which controlled Israel at the time of Job’s writing. Pagels also notes that, contrary to popular present-day notions, the Satan we see in Job was a willing servant of God and was bound to do God’s bidding.

Oddly enough, many of our present day ideas about Satan and his history come from the First Book of Enoch, an apocryphal writing which isn’t accepted in the Protestant cannon. Growing up I heard stories about how Satan was one of God’s angels, but he became arrogant and tried to overthrow God. He and his legion of followers were cast out of Heaven, and descended to torment earth. I find it ironic that this story, widely accepted as orthodoxy in my tradition, is extrapolated from an apocryphal writing, widely accepted as heresy in my tradition.

From the perspective of Biblical texts, we can see satan evolve from an inanimate stumbling block, to an angel under the command of God, to a former angel who lead an insurrection against God, into the Satan we know and hate today.

More than likely, the patriarchs of our faith would have considered satan to be a difficulty that could be either evil or righteous. Today we would probably label such people as Satanists. At the very least, we would ostracize them for the Christian tradition for daring to suggest that Satan could be a good thing.