Thursday, November 19, 2009

Wednesday

Kara says:

READY!

Amanda says:

Hi miss.

Kara says:

Good evening!

How was your day

Amanda says:

I hear Ani is coming your way.

My day was good. A little amped. Deadlines closing in. No sleep. The usual

I’m trying to breath through my third eye or whatever.

Tell me about your day.

Kara says:

yikes! I hope you haven`t been neglecting yourself in the process

good.

My day was great, I helped mark move heavy things today, then I went to the gym had a great hour and a half there, I feel sore yet energized.

I may or may not have a little whiplash from the car accident yesterday but I can`t really tell

Amanda says:

from now on you can’t tell me about the gym

I’m sick of hearing about the gym everyday

it’s not nice to make your friends feel guilty.

you probably do have whiplash

Kara says:

there are worse things though then whiplash…one time I was in a car accident and my sunglasses exploded into pieces off my face

Amanda says:

I remember

Kara says:

that was worse…they were new

Amanda says:

I was there for that

around

in the picture

what a concept

‘in the picture’

Kara says:

hahaha

Amanda says:

Speaking of pictures, how is the old dating service. Line up any bass yet?

Kara says:

Fredericton sucks, there aren`t many fish in Fredericton….and if there were i`m sure it would be incest someone has fucked someone who i`ve been with.

That’s not cool.

I want to find a little gem no one knows about.

hahaha

is that too much to ask for?

Amanda says:

 yes

Kara says:

hahaha

It there, you found yourself a little gem.

It’s

Amanda says:

it’s because I turn them gay.

It’s a conversion operation

Kara says:

come on now, you can`t turn someone gay

Amanda says:

 I’m kidding, you asshole

but I solidify their questioning

Kara says:

how so, tell me your ways oh wise one.

hahaha

Amanda says:

I allow them to exploit their interests.

I never specifically look for ‘a lesbian.’ I find what I want

and I get it

I got it.

It’s about figuring out what you want

that’s the hardest part.

and harnessing your inner hotness

Kara says:

interesting, so Amanda, what is inner hotness?

Amanda says:

it’s self explanatory…

everything that’s hot about you that is all yours and does not manifest itself physically ?

knowing who YOU are and WHY you’re special.

and letting it radiate

Kara says:

do you think it can be faked…. like if you project inner hotness then people will assume you have it?

Amanda says:

 no

it cannot

because it is there

it’s not fake-able

it just needs to be found, cultivated, and harnessed

we all have it.

Kara says:

found and cultivated, so where does one begin on the search for inner hotness?

Amanda says:

Sometimes when you act like a shrink I want to deck you.

 you know it. You see slices of it, but you don’t explore it fully. When you feel confident. It’s an explosion of this confidence

what’s something you feel confident about?

Kara says:

hahahaha

so I see your angry.

hahaha

hmm what’s something I feel confident about…

right now… its my ass… my skinny jeans are getting loose. It’s amazing.

When you come home you may not recognize me.

Amanda says:

okay so you like your ass….that’s not about something inside of you at all

that is your ass

outside

Kara says:

hmm… hahaha

Amanda says:

your skin

Kara says:

my award winning personality

hahaha

Amanda says:

you have to be more specific

the problem with harnessing your inner hotness

is that most people burry it

case in point

Kara says:

sometimes people think i`m funny maybe I don`t know

Amanda says:

and you have to own it

Kara says:

why are you my friend?

hahaha

Amanda says:

not ‘sometimes’

‘people’

‘think’

YOU ARE FUNNY

Own it

meditate on it

kiss love it fuck it

hold the fact that you are funny up over your head

every morning say “I’m fucking hilarious”

“I deserve somebody who gets that I’m funny”

that will be a start

make a list

you like lists

I have to go get writing

Kara says:

i do, i love lists

hahaha

fair enough, thanks for the pep talk.

Amanda says:

own it and make it work for you

xoxox

 

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